THOUGHT DUMP

Sometimes there’s just not enough rattling around upstairs to comment on (criticize) just one thing.

What a babe. I don’t care that you paid $195 for this dress from Urban Outfitters. It still looks like you’re wearing a potato sack.

At what point are you too old to act like you’re still 18, but too young to act like you’re 35? I’m not sure myself, but there are an awful lot of you dillholes out there.

Allegedly (ha), Taco Bell meat is actually a ground up, white powder. Add water, brown dye, and all the fixins and there’s your Crunch Wrap Supreme. Yum.

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