Well, I just bought the fuck out of some Ripe Cards and you should too. In the same vein as someecards, Ripe Cards tells it like it is, only they’re actual cards so you can address an envelope, slap a stamp on it, and mail it just like they did in olden times.
It’s about time the card makers got us. How many “Happy Barkday” dog cards can the card companies churn out before they realize I’m just trying to say Happy Fucking Birthday to whichever turd happens to be having a birthday that month?
Also, Ripe Cards are made from 100% recycled paper so you don’t feel bad about tossing them out two seconds after reading.