What time is it? 2010? Why are people still sending chain emails? If you’re not my grandma or a ten year old, stop. Nothing is more annoying than seeing messages with a subject of “FWD: FWD: FWD: Dogs know best!!!!”, except maybe this:
Moreover, is it written in chain mail law that text must be larger than necessary, brightly colored, and haphazardly spaced? Sadly, if chain mail actually worked (i.e. forward this on or you’ll lose ten friends) it would only benefit idiots (and ten year olds and my grandma).
In short, don’t send me your stupid chain mail. I’ll give my bank account information to an African prince before I’ll forward some stupid story to ten friends.